We've been pondering the purpose of doggy kisses. In addition to purpose, we are stymied by the number of doggy kisses that are appropriate in public displays of affection.
From a Kissee perspective, more than 16.4 licky kisses gets very wet.
From a Kisser perspective, Roxie thinks 7,428 is the right number. I think her tongue must get dry right about that time.
Laughing while licky kissing leads to french-licky-kisses......... seems sort of gross, but Rox must be a loose woman, because laughing-french-licky-kisses drive her wild. Tart!
We are trying hard not to laugh, but imagine an amazon dachshund leaning into you, hell bent on giving licky kisses......... not much chance of avoiding them!
From a Kissee perspective, more than 16.4 licky kisses gets very wet.
From a Kisser perspective, Roxie thinks 7,428 is the right number. I think her tongue must get dry right about that time.
Laughing while licky kissing leads to french-licky-kisses......... seems sort of gross, but Rox must be a loose woman, because laughing-french-licky-kisses drive her wild. Tart!
We are trying hard not to laugh, but imagine an amazon dachshund leaning into you, hell bent on giving licky kisses......... not much chance of avoiding them!
1 comment:
OMGosh, can I ever relate to this scenario!!! LOL
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